i got a cowboy hat at work today
to summarize: i am obnoxious because i post a lot of pictures of myself and also i ----want people to love me. im crap at-------tagging and always need attention----
they gave me extra lettuce instead of extra cheese on my snack wraps and im mad cuz i can’t be unhealthy if they don’t give me extra cheese
First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.
this is the most important thing right now.
These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has perhaps faced no greater threat than it does today.
don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”
"i wouldn’t want to date a bi person bc they’d be twice as likely to cheat on me!" are u. are u 12
i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
your fave is problematic: aradia megido
- likes fedoras
st0p the hate
I FORGOT I REARRANGED MY ROOM AND JUST DOVE INTO MY DESK BECAUSE MY BED USED TO BE THERE
The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
I ADORE THIS.